- Do you feel a draft in here? (No, but give me time. Hey, wait a minute our windows don't open. What draft?)
- Where is the comic book section? (ALA prefers the term "graphic novel", but let's call them what they really are, the part of the collection that does not circulate)
- Scotch Tape? (Hey, I didn't ask the tape where it was from)
- I returned this book, where is 932? Egyptian mummies : unraveling the secrets of an ancient art / Bob Brier. (Looked to no avail. Handed off to B the amazing finder of lost books)
- Children's room?
- Do I check out the books here?
- Restroom?
- Do you work here? (I'm not a Librarian, but I play one on TV!)
- Do you know where the Black magic section is? (Hmm, let me conjure up the answer to that, or No, but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it [insert rim shot here])
- Judaism in the first century AD? (No, no smart answer here. Not everything is a joke)
- 364 section?
- Washington DC History?
- Arguments about Hiroshima and Nagasaki
- Valkyrie Project? (Hitler, Adolf, 1889-1945--Assassination attempt, 1944 (July 20) Schenk von Stauffenberg, Klaus Philipp, Graf, 1907-1944.)
- Effects of nuclear radiation
- Why is the Library moving?
- History of Haiti?
- Journal articles on Haiti?
- Can you help me find this call number?
- What is a Citation?
- Where do I check these out?
- Pencil?
- Audrey Hepburn?
Actions:
- Re-hung pillar signs
